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   messageicon winter is nearly here and our native birds will soon be finding food scarce. please go to your local pet shop and buy a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winters morning then a pair of tits around your nut sack.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 07:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering where the white goes when the snow melts.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 01:02 by rick stoesz Comments (0)  

   messageicon converted my dishwasher into a snowblower: bought the wife a new snow shovel for her birthday!
←Rate | 11-04-2010 18:19 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went out tonight, saw many women with hot costumes including Sexy Snow White, Naughty Nurse, Hot Cop, Horny Devil, French Maid, etc....but not one Will Leave You Alone During The Football Game and Give You a BJ during Halftime. The search continues...
←Rate | 10-31-2010 02:45 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I've heard that the Eskimos have over 80 words to describe snow. Hell, they should get jobs in the Lipstick Color Naming Department at Revlon
←Rate | 10-22-2010 09:59 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ‎"This is what we do in Florida. We wear hoodies and sweat pants when the temperature drops 4 degrees. Get with it or go back to shoveling snow in Canada, jerk."
←Rate | 10-16-2010 15:10 Comments (2)  

   messageicon The first of the Chile miners has came outta the hole, rumors have it, that he seen his shadow....6 more weeks til winter!
←Rate | 10-12-2010 18:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How do you find will smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints...
←Rate | 10-07-2010 11:18 by Thrasher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fat Girls are good for two things. Heat in the winter and shade in the summer
←Rate | 09-20-2010 22:25 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Women ask for advice on what to wear and then end up wearing the exact opposite.. that's why I think Snow Pants and Leather Jackets are sexy as hell on them."
←Rate | 09-02-2010 14:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon So how many other corpses did Prince Charming kiss before he finally woke Snow White from her death sleep?
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:52 by GaryB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Terrance & Phillip should've really done the "lighting of the torch" during the Winter Olympics back then.....too late now.
←Rate | 05-16-2010 20:01 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

   messageicon i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passed out. when you wish upon a star...
←Rate | 05-14-2010 06:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to attempt to quad boot.... (Windows 7,OSX snow lepord, Ubuntu 10.04 and Chrome OS!) poor laptop... I will format you back to just windows soon...
←Rate | 04-13-2010 01:02 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I had to walk to school 40 miles in the snow... barefoot" was good in it's day. But imagine the sheer terror on your kid's face when you drop "When I was born there was no internet".
←Rate | 03-29-2010 09:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I asked my 7 year old daughter if you could be anyone out of a story book who would you be and she said snow white. when I asked her why she said mommy what girl wouldn't want to kiss 7 tiny lil men good night
←Rate | 03-23-2010 22:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Winter is supposed to leave tomorrow, so he showed up early this morning, threw sh*t around, made me feel cold and desolate, and left his money shot all over my car. He must be related to my ex.
←Rate | 03-19-2010 18:29 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon would like to say on this last day of Winter. Winter, Kiss my Mother F*#$ing A$$ and DON'T HURRY BACK!!!
←Rate | 03-19-2010 13:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 18:48 by ANGELA Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know the chilli you had last night was good, when you have to wipe your a$$ with a snow cone!!!
←Rate | 03-12-2010 15:45 Comments (0)  

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