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   messageicon Fat Girls are good for two things. Heat in the winter and shade in the summer
←Rate | 09-20-2010 22:25 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Women ask for advice on what to wear and then end up wearing the exact opposite.. that's why I think Snow Pants and Leather Jackets are sexy as hell on them."
←Rate | 09-02-2010 14:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon So how many other corpses did Prince Charming kiss before he finally woke Snow White from her death sleep?
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:52 by GaryB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Terrance & Phillip should've really done the "lighting of the torch" during the Winter Olympics back then.....too late now.
←Rate | 05-16-2010 20:01 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

   messageicon i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passed out. when you wish upon a star...
←Rate | 05-14-2010 06:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to attempt to quad boot.... (Windows 7,OSX snow lepord, Ubuntu 10.04 and Chrome OS!) poor laptop... I will format you back to just windows soon...
←Rate | 04-13-2010 01:02 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I had to walk to school 40 miles in the snow... barefoot" was good in it's day. But imagine the sheer terror on your kid's face when you drop "When I was born there was no internet".
←Rate | 03-29-2010 09:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I asked my 7 year old daughter if you could be anyone out of a story book who would you be and she said snow white. when I asked her why she said mommy what girl wouldn't want to kiss 7 tiny lil men good night
←Rate | 03-23-2010 22:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Winter is supposed to leave tomorrow, so he showed up early this morning, threw sh*t around, made me feel cold and desolate, and left his money shot all over my car. He must be related to my ex.
←Rate | 03-19-2010 18:29 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon would like to say on this last day of Winter. Winter, Kiss my Mother F*#$ing A$$ and DON'T HURRY BACK!!!
←Rate | 03-19-2010 13:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 18:48 by ANGELA Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know the chilli you had last night was good, when you have to wipe your a$$ with a snow cone!!!
←Rate | 03-12-2010 15:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Dear Mother Nature: If you stop the cold and the snow and the wind I promise to stop calling you a whore."
←Rate | 03-04-2010 21:04 by MG Comments (0)  

   messageicon read that Pat Robertson claims all the snow on the East Coast is God punishing them for Jersey Shore.
←Rate | 03-02-2010 10:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon now that the Winter Olympics are over, the rest of the world can go back to forgetting that Canada even Luxembourg. Remember them either? Nope.
←Rate | 03-01-2010 13:21 Comments (4)  

   messageicon would never hit an elderly person... but old man winter is really pushing his luck!
←Rate | 02-20-2010 11:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A snowman is the perfect man. He's very well rounded and comes with his own broom. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.......somewhere else please.
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:10 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  

   messageicon in negotations with Vancouver. They're desperate for snow and she's sick of it.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 03:09 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon If curling is a sport in the Winter Olympics, how come shuffleboard is not a sport in the Summer Olympics?
←Rate | 02-16-2010 23:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cats are smarter than dogs, you'll never see 8 cats pulling some dumb a$$ through the snow!!
←Rate | 02-16-2010 20:51 Comments (0)  

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