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   messageicon i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passed out. when you wish upon a star...
←Rate | 05-14-2010 06:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to attempt to quad boot.... (Windows 7,OSX snow lepord, Ubuntu 10.04 and Chrome OS!) poor laptop... I will format you back to just windows soon...
←Rate | 04-13-2010 01:02 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I had to walk to school 40 miles in the snow... barefoot" was good in it's day. But imagine the sheer terror on your kid's face when you drop "When I was born there was no internet".
←Rate | 03-29-2010 09:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I asked my 7 year old daughter if you could be anyone out of a story book who would you be and she said snow white. when I asked her why she said mommy what girl wouldn't want to kiss 7 tiny lil men good night
←Rate | 03-23-2010 22:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Winter is supposed to leave tomorrow, so he showed up early this morning, threw sh*t around, made me feel cold and desolate, and left his money shot all over my car. He must be related to my ex.
←Rate | 03-19-2010 18:29 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon would like to say on this last day of Winter. Winter, Kiss my Mother F*#$ing A$$ and DON'T HURRY BACK!!!
←Rate | 03-19-2010 13:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 18:48 by ANGELA Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know the chilli you had last night was good, when you have to wipe your a$$ with a snow cone!!!
←Rate | 03-12-2010 15:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Dear Mother Nature: If you stop the cold and the snow and the wind I promise to stop calling you a whore."
←Rate | 03-04-2010 21:04 by MG Comments (0)  

   messageicon read that Pat Robertson claims all the snow on the East Coast is God punishing them for Jersey Shore.
←Rate | 03-02-2010 10:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon now that the Winter Olympics are over, the rest of the world can go back to forgetting that Canada even Luxembourg. Remember them either? Nope.
←Rate | 03-01-2010 13:21 Comments (4)  

   messageicon would never hit an elderly person... but old man winter is really pushing his luck!
←Rate | 02-20-2010 11:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A snowman is the perfect man. He's very well rounded and comes with his own broom. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.......somewhere else please.
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:10 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  

   messageicon in negotations with Vancouver. They're desperate for snow and she's sick of it.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 03:09 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon If curling is a sport in the Winter Olympics, how come shuffleboard is not a sport in the Summer Olympics?
←Rate | 02-16-2010 23:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cats are smarter than dogs, you'll never see 8 cats pulling some dumb a$$ through the snow!!
←Rate | 02-16-2010 20:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon in front of his home with every electric fan he owns blowing upward, in a defiant act against Mother Nature.....Enough with the snow lady, just go watch "The Waltons" reruns until Spring......
←Rate | 02-15-2010 20:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just heard that there is snow on the ground somewhere in every state in the union except Hawaii. Global warming, you know. . .
←Rate | 02-14-2010 00:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks the Winter Olympics would be a lot more interesting if they gave the spectators shotguns and told them to shoot at the skiers! There'd be more speed records that's for darn sure.
←Rate | 02-12-2010 23:27 by Mike M Comments (0)  

   messageicon how come everytime someone on TV says there's gonna be snow, people go nuts and rush to the supermarket and buy food as if the snow is gonna keep people from stuffing themselves in their homes. Does snow make people more hungry or something??
←Rate | 02-12-2010 14:57 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

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