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   messageicon Back in my day they never shut our school down for snow.. They just moved the school and made us walk further..
←Rate | 01-10-2011 16:00 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon snow on da ground, snow on da ground, lookin' like a fool with yo car spun around.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:28 by ape Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?!
←Rate | 01-08-2011 12:20 Comments (1)  


   messageicon knockin' boots. Okay, maybe knockin' snow off my boots, but still.
←Rate | 12-31-2010 10:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i like it when theres lots of snow on the road it gives the cops an excuse for me to be swerving all over the road when I'm drunk
←Rate | 12-30-2010 19:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since the snow stopped i've been skiing to work :-)
←Rate | 12-28-2010 22:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow Tip: The other people out shoveling are called "neighbors." They are like Facebook friends who live nearby.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 20:40 by @psym0niedk9 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh snap, I just dropped my cocaine in the snow. I'll never find it now.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 11:35 by jgmitts Comments (1)  


   messageicon Everybody got snow blowers...Me all I got is man power a shovel.You wont see me in the gym gettin ready for Summer.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 09:23 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, It's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons. you wouldn't by chance have the phone number of your hot cousin Summer?
←Rate | 12-23-2010 15:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think you've got problems? I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 07:09 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is the last day of fall. Raking leaves through this snow was a real pain today.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 17:31 by Carrie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter Weather: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 07:28 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Merry Winter Solstice....sugar coat it all you want with your own personal ignorance
←Rate | 12-17-2010 01:16 by e Comments (0)  


   messageicon use to walk to school uphill both ways in waist high snow in sub below zero temps just like my dad.
←Rate | 12-16-2010 11:13 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Loves all the Global Warming non-believers talking about 15 inches of snow being proof there's no threat. Yeah idiots. Global warming means no snow... and the Earth is flat.
←Rate | 12-14-2010 14:51 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Oh the weather outside can bite me. My car won't start to spite me. I can't feel my freakin' nose. Winter Blows Winter Blows Winter Blows
←Rate | 12-14-2010 12:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tis the season again, the first snow! Please let me say to all idiots who think that since they have an SUV you somehow gain super powers and are invincible, TIRES ON ICE ARE TIRES ON ICE your 4x4 this doesn't stop you from sliding on ice you morons!
←Rate | 12-14-2010 09:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry To Hear The Size Of Your Snow Angel Made You Realize You Need To Go To The Gym.
←Rate | 12-14-2010 08:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just want it to snow already! I'm dying to make snow angels face down!
←Rate | 12-14-2010 00:54 Comments (0)  




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