nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   The Washington Redskins are temporarily changing their name to the "Washington Football Team", or in other words "WTF".

   Bite me. Football starts next week and I'm watching it. 🐬

   This lifelong football fan now has an extra 3 hours to do projects and other tasks like shopping on Sundays from now on.

   He left his fantasy football open and I rearranged his line up by how hot the players are. That’s how the fight started

   I used my husband’s deodorant, so if you need me to explain how to throw a football I can do that for you.

   Betty white to preform at next year at 2022 Superbowl ...

   Super Bowl parties are great! (If you aren't into football.) I'm into football, so no thanks.

   Not sure if I just watched the Superbowl or a three hour commercial?

   Did I miss the Superbowl again? Darn that's like 20 years in a row.

   They should have gone with the original Superbowl halftime show plan with Melania dancing on the pole. She's a better and experienced pole dancer than the Weeknd as a singer.

   How do you know if someone doesn't watch the Superbowl? Don't worry they'll announce it on Facebook!

   Ya all complained about Jlo at the Superbowl snl look what you got, Jock strap Face

   You know what would would solve the whole Kaepernick issue? If only he was a better football player..

   Why did I hate the Superbowl Halftime Show? It's exactly what you are thinking.

   Just checking to see if we're still suppose to be pissed off at who performed at the Superbowl halftime show.

   A teenage cannibal came home one afternoon after football practice and his Dad said, "You're late. Everybody's already eaten."

   Football ~ The legal way to buy a nigggaa.

   I'm holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team.

   I'm so happy college football is back. Where else can one enjoy such blatant one sidedness and win money on the outcome?

   Once again I will Watching football this season the same way Colin Kaepernick does... sitting on my couch