trickz100 Funny Status Messages

   Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his iPad to comfort him, I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in Flash.

   remembers believing that by pressing the Diet "Button" on McDonalds Coke lids would suddenly make the Coke turn into a Diet Coke O_0

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   Just bought the wife a solar powered vibrator, seeing as the sun shines out of her arse it should save me a fortune on batteries.

   Education is important, but opening the pubs is importanter.

   Lazy Fact #12983789127489: You were too lazy to read that number .

   - When Stephen Hawking has sex does he use Condoms or Norton Anti Virus?

   - I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"

   - Wayne Rooney and Alex Ferguson have changed their relationship status to 'its complicated'... Manchester city 'like this'

   RIP Paul The Psychic Octopus... I wonder if he saw that one coming?

   "You the bomb" "No, you the bomb" - A compliment in America. An argument in the middle east.

   - The biggest Lie Ever: "I have read the Terms and Conditions".

   I booked a nice table for two, then she tells me she doesn't like snooker, wtf?

   R.I.P Paul The Psychic Octopus... Coming to a Sushi bar near you!

   12.12.12 - It's a good day to test a microphone :)

   Amy Winehouse Making the recession worse for drug dealers since 2011

   - Little boy writes to Santa: Please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: Ok, send me your mother.

   - Justin AmatterofsecondswasknownworldwidetobeacompletedoucheBieber.

   Rupert Murdoch is said to be deeply touched by the messages from family and friends left on Whitney Houstons phone.

   A council estate in Liverpool was recently closed due to the discovery of an unidentified object. After 8 hours of scientific testing it turned out to be a payslip.