YODA Funny Status Messages

   Girls just wanna have funds

   Paula Deen dropped by Food Network for racial slurs.. she has no one to blame butter self...

   If watching the big-screen TV with a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn't have couches at this Best Buy...

   I confess, for years I thought "assless chaps" were skinny British dudes

   The party's not over 'till you smile for the mugshot. ;-p

   I just ate some generic Frosted Flakes.... They"rrrrreeee alright

   Hey lady in the other car, eating and talking on your cell phone. It's called a Ford Focus...not a Ford Multi-task

   R.I.P. Lou Reed... hope you're now taking a walk on the wild side....

   it sucks when you forget to shake the ketchup and you get the gross juice all over your fries..

   I remember my first crush... It was orange

   If they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food

   I want to be a Disney Princess... Mostly so I would have random animals help me with my housework

   Sitting here watching the "Biggest Loser" season finale... uh, thought I would see the Broncos....

   Wanna know about people you don't need in you life? Post something with a misspelling and see how fast they "must" correct you

   The fact that no one understands you does not mean you are an artist...

   Sure, I'll show up at your vegetarian Halloween Party... I'll be coming as the invisible man....

   The besth thing about telepathy is... I know, right!?

   When is "White History" month?

   Life can sometimes be like photography… you need the "negatives" to "develop"

   Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else!