Seanathon Funny Status Messages

   Just because you didn't "Like" it...Doesn't mean you didn't see it!

   "Well Fine! If you don't have anything nice to say...Then.. Take off your clothes..!?!"

   A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.' I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually '

   Its New Years... I just dont understand why people feel the need that they have to go out and get sh!tfaced and not remember ringing in the New Year..Well I guess I should finish these beers and get back to work. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

   oh no! Just got an Android phone..And I dont know how to copy an paste! All my friends must think I'm dead!

   People now a days throw the word love around like its a goddamn frisbee! How are you going to start dating someone and 4 days later post how much you love them? B!tch you dont even know them!

   I'm sorry but I dont understand some wh!te people...They are the only type of people I see in 20 degree weather wearing sock and sandels with shorts on acting like its f*ckin summertime..

   Now I know why women get so pissed about the toliet seat being left up...MAN! That toliet water is cold!

   Let's face it people... Slow an Steady NEVER wins the race... Whoever came up with that quote...Is a idiot!

   Thunder only happens when it's raining..Players only love you when they're playin..

   I've learned a lot from women...Especially how to get out of a speeding ticket..Like crying for instance... It just doesnt work for women... Totally freaks the pol!ce out seein a man cry

   Most Sundays on Fb.. Hop on see all the Praise the Lord post.. Like a few baby pics.. Have a quick convo wit some friends.Then off to bed..

   Black guys from other countries aren't really "Black Guys"

   I wonder which lazy a$$ rapper decided to abbreviate the word "Crazy".... I mean c'mon that sh!ts CRAY!

   I finally know what I wana be for Halloween this year....18 Again!

   s I think they should leagalize p0t for teachers.. Think about it.. It eliminates them drinkin on the job.. It would make classes a lot more interesting, and people may actually wana stay in school.

   I dont care if you are family... And we have 100 mutal friends...I still dont know who the hell you are...So dont send me a friend request!

   Famous people are droppin like flies..I mean..We had...Michael Jackson..Amy Whinehouse..Steve Jobs.. Whose next.. Lindsay Lohan?!

   Apparently Facebook is now Rated...NC-17?!

   Wow...Im sittin at work watchin the snow fall... Its friggin October! Mother Nature must of finally hit menopause.. That fridgid b!tch made it snow!! Bring fall back!!!