Marymc Funny Status Messages

   to honor MLK's memory, how about a day OF work for everybody this year?

   watched the Olympic snowboard competition last night. Woke up with a sore back.

   using the copy machine at work today. Thought to myself, "Gee, this thing reminds me of men. It's only good for reproduction."

   at the bank speaking with the teller about Gov't bonds. No surprise the conversation turned to men. After all. both take so long to mature.

   just discovered a great motivator for dieting. I just tried on my bikini's I plan on wearing this summer.

   I bet Steve Jobs is glad the iPad2 launch is Japan isn't today. Sales would have been disastrous.