Jmc Funny Status Messages

   In other news the country is headed for a drastic warm spell tonight because of all the hot air pouring from Obamas mouth.

   "Half a Dozen", because saying "six" was just too difficult.

   I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure and that I'd want it if there was...

   People say I'm too condescending (that means I talk down to people).

   If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

   Botox doesn't make you look young, it makes you look like you think you're old.