Gee Funny Status Messages

   You use Google every day but I bet you can't remember the order of the colors

   I am paranoid with an inferiority complex.. I fear that no one is following me..

   the akward moment when you open the fridge and a fly comes out

   why is everyone in love with their hair these days? I hate my hair ..cause it's so FREAKIN AWESOME!!

   it did not taste like chicken at all

   Am I the only one who's never seen a pizza delivery girl??

   what? I never said I didnt like you. I said "leave me alone, you make me wanna throw up"

   no! I will not dress all fancy shmancy just to go to wal mart

   if I stop using smileys , dude you're in trouble

   there's nothing wrong with crying ..unless you're a guy

   what you're awesome at black ops? wow, dedication and no life right there

   my stomach is going "grr". does it hate me?

   my dogs weird. I flip him off and he just wags his tail

   am I the only human being that hates that fake fruit on cereal?

   the sky! ..stop asking

   the feeling of getting an email with an attachment