Fazzy Funny Status Messages

   Oh no! They blacklisted Pepe Le'Pew. Now where am I gonna get my "moves"?

   Maybe now that we’ve kept Joe busy writing his name for a week, we should move onto shapes and colors.

   If society continues on its present course, the future won't be like The Jetsons. It will be like The Flintstones.

   We need to stop looking at our country in terms of right and left, yet instead focus on right and wrong.

   Here's hoping that 2020 disappears quicker than a pizza at a pothead convention.🍷

   SB halftime show: Forget honesty, forget creativity, forget originality. In these days and times, the only thing these "fans" want is formulaic pablum served on a steamy silver platter of ad nauseam.

   Back in 11th grade, a guy bugged me about his getting 10 times more girls than I got. I didn't care since 10x0 was still 0.

   You're traveling thru another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of dough, ricotta and mozzarella. Your next stop, the Twilight Calzone.

   Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be looters. Because the mamas who let their babies grow up to be cowboys are gonna have them kick your babies' sorry a$$es.

   I called the book store and asked for some new book I had heard about on improving one's s€x life. The clerk said, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." I go, "Yep, that's the one!"

   When I first noticed you from across the room, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

   Popeye's Chicken is offensive to guys who have ridiculously large forearms with anchors tattooed on them and really skinny girlfriends.

   If someone can explain to me how stealing and destroying is a panacea for easing racial tensions, I'm all ears.

   Due to all that's happened so far this year, I have no choice but to deduct 2 stars from my original TripAdvisor review of Earth.

   The Biden crowd has Helen Keller Syndrome. Facts fall on dear ears, blind eyes, and dumb reasoning.

   Kamala Harris looked like a smug litigant on Judge Judy being sued by her landlord for not paying rent; claiming it was a gift.

   I don't know about you, but I think Kanye still has a chance.

   The people in 1920 probably thought in 2020 we would have our own space ships and robots... but no. So far we've come up with two-sided tape and rubber bands shaped like animals.

   The Media in a nutshell... On the Flu: "It's going around." On the Coronavirus: It's coming after you, and it's coming hard! Bet on it!"

   I'm incredulous over the fact that changing the name and picture on a pancake box has yet to result in racial unity.