At Funny Status Messages

   There is no such thing as being underdressed when you're going to Wal-Mart.

   Great!!! Bought a Powerball ticket and a pack of smokes. Total was $6.66. BOY, I sure feel lucky for tonight's drawing.

   I think the no passing notes at school policy should apply to teachers too.

   wonders when when when will I learn to post an independent congrats and not reply to an announcement so that I won't get fifty-seven updates while every other kind person offers their congratulations?

   You have not truly experienced ALL of Gods blessings until you have been on both sides of giving and receiving.

   I think it's pretty funny that people don't have a problem hitting the key pad several times to type out statuses, but FLIP OUT and start talking about starting farms on fire and killing animals instead of just hitting the one key "ignore" on a farm requ