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   messageicon When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
←Rate | 10-15-2016 05:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon No one wants to watch your Facebook live video from your crappy seats at a football game.
←Rate | 10-02-2016 04:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster.
←Rate | 10-02-2016 04:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wearing a football jersey to Buffalo Wild Wings is dad cosplay.
←Rate | 10-02-2016 04:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ..... Personally, I think a man with a helmet defending his country should make a lot more money than a man with a helmet defending a football.
←Rate | 09-20-2016 18:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon High School In 5 Words: Wore helmet. Didn't play football.
←Rate | 09-09-2016 16:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm glad it's college football season again, now we have an excuse to drink at 10:00 AM on a Saturday.
←Rate | 08-31-2016 20:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tim Tebow speaking at the Republican National Convention guarantees the Republicans have no shot at winning the Superbowl next year.
←Rate | 07-15-2016 16:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Half the world is in a race war and the other half is running around catching Pokemon with their phones, and I'm just sitting here on my couch waiting for football season.
←Rate | 07-14-2016 14:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The day a black NFL player gets shot by a cop, ruining Paul Ryan's fantasy football team, will be the day the GOP addresses police brutality.
←Rate | 07-02-2016 15:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I now hold it in my hands. Finally. The expressed written consent of the National Football League.
←Rate | 06-21-2016 09:10 by Fazzella Comments (0)  

   messageicon Reasons Why Guys Stop Texting Girls: 1) He's Busy. 2) You didn't send nudes. 3) He has beer and football. 4) It's only been a day, calm down psycho.
←Rate | 04-28-2016 16:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have a great idea for improving Coldplay concerts. Stop the show halfway through and feature a 15 minute football game.
←Rate | 02-29-2016 11:59 by Fazzmanazz Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending a football.
←Rate | 02-20-2016 05:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Superbowl Party Eating Tip: Your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any.
←Rate | 02-07-2016 03:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Superbowl: Rock Out With Your Guac Out!!!
←Rate | 02-06-2016 17:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Great Superbowl Battle....but Denver on to the Superbowl! Sorry Patriots NoFLATBALLLs this year!
←Rate | 01-24-2016 18:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon All these smiling Alabama football fans you would think Today is Toothless people appreciation day in Alabama
←Rate | 01-12-2016 12:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The refs in the NFL are throwing a ridiculous amount of flags these days. Pro football is now metaphorically considerd "flag football."
←Rate | 01-11-2016 11:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Commercials: Now brought to you with limited football interruption.
←Rate | 01-02-2016 14:00 by Aaron Comments (0)  

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