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   messageicon Monica Lewinsky turned 46. Seems like yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees..
←Rate | 04-05-2011 23:53 by Wolf Comments (2)  


   messageicon Dear Mother Nature, I know you've been on the rag lately, but who lit the fuse on your tampon?!?!
←Rate | 04-04-2011 14:53 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the government would charge a 3% stupidity tax, they could pay off the national debt in no time..
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:21 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been calling this random number asking for John all day with diffrent voices.. When I get home I'm going to call him back and say "this is John, do I have any messages"..
←Rate | 04-01-2011 13:33 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Live,Laugh, Love if that doesn't work- Raise, Aim and Fire..
←Rate | 03-31-2011 15:29 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas stations need to have a happy hour..
←Rate | 03-15-2011 11:28 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon The world needs a hero, I'll go change my clothes..
←Rate | 03-14-2011 12:58 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I walk light so I don't piss the ground off..
←Rate | 03-14-2011 12:56 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Obama, I could really use that "change" right now! I'm at the gas pump and could really use some extra quarters!!
←Rate | 03-08-2011 09:14 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be sure to drink your Charliesheen!
←Rate | 03-08-2011 08:39 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were you, I'd get a helmet and some crayon's and call it a day..
←Rate | 03-03-2011 19:11 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Then the psychiatrist's gave me the good news: I was going to have a disorder named after me..
←Rate | 02-25-2011 14:26 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoa, this weather is bringing out everything.. Theirs some old people out driving right now and don't even know it..
←Rate | 02-16-2011 15:40 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where's Kanye West when you need him..
←Rate | 02-13-2011 21:07 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just think, the one for you is walking the earth right now! Probably in a Wall-Mart somewhere!
←Rate | 02-13-2011 17:13 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time someone tells you that you look familiar,tell them you wore a condom!
←Rate | 02-11-2011 21:54 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon  Egyptian Pres. Mubarak finaly steps down. I think he was in denial--which coincidentally is where his body will be found if he doesn't move far far away..
←Rate | 02-11-2011 12:20 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 12:29 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q: What do you call a Packers fan holding a bottle of champagne after the Super Bowl? A: Waiter.
←Rate | 02-05-2011 13:18 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's drink tequila till you don't remember what I suggest next..
←Rate | 01-28-2011 19:12 by Wolf Comments (0)  




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