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   messageicon Some things need no improving, three stooges for instsn
←Rate | 01-05-2016 10:41 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well about time I get in line for that Star Wars movie
←Rate | 12-09-2015 03:08 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it a serial killer could be chasing a person thru the airport and no one would even bat an eye
←Rate | 05-25-2015 18:58 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon selfies are so last year, this year it's othies
←Rate | 02-06-2015 23:04 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got back from a third world country - I got my box full of Seattle Seahawks 49th Superbowl champions shirt suckers...
←Rate | 02-04-2015 19:12 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon for once I'd like to see "Its been a crappy year, mainly cause your were part of it"
←Rate | 12-27-2014 00:22 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon We had it all Just like Bogie and Bacall Sailing away to Key Largo Here's lookin' at you kid RIP
←Rate | 08-12-2014 22:57 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told you a million times do not exaggerate!
←Rate | 07-28-2014 09:49 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the Maverick detective - Jim Rockford, RIP James Garner
←Rate | 07-20-2014 10:35 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon World Cup Soccer reminds me of poor mans hockey
←Rate | 06-26-2014 02:25 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can get away with anything at Costco if you wear a hairnet
←Rate | 03-17-2014 00:05 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night I got so drunk I blacked out for two hours, but then I realized I’d just put my hoodie on backwards
←Rate | 03-16-2014 23:59 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon because of the Polar Vortex.... I've been in a purely textual relationship
←Rate | 01-30-2014 11:32 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon 20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area
←Rate | 12-31-2013 13:19 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know you gave up on life when you eat your breakfast, lunch and dinner from a "bacon bowl"
←Rate | 12-29-2013 22:45 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do forget to set your scale back 10lbs this next week
←Rate | 11-23-2013 17:38 by smeebert Comments (1)  


   messageicon when I think of a selfie, I'm not sure it's the same thing you're thinking of
←Rate | 11-20-2013 13:49 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon everyone is crazy but me and you and I'm beginning to wonder a little bit about you
←Rate | 11-02-2013 19:34 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you drive under the speed limit then yes you are boring
←Rate | 10-02-2013 02:00 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon still wonders why my friends in high school all had those plastic film containers and no one owned a camera?
←Rate | 09-02-2013 19:56 by smeebert Comments (0)  




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