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   messageicon What did the duck say to the prostitute? "Put it on my bill"
←Rate | 04-17-2011 18:11 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 18:10 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many women does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, she just holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
←Rate | 04-15-2011 23:52 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a wondrous tranquility being in a work restroom stall in an empty restroom. The song of evacuational freedom may ring unbridled and resonant.
←Rate | 04-15-2011 02:25 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the gal who posted that guys are "creepy" on facebook, dont flatter yourself. You're not all that.
←Rate | 04-11-2011 20:01 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dealing with haters is all about mind over matter. I don't mind cuz you don't matter.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:09 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does Barbara Bush and Charlie Sheen have in common? They both like to blow a little dope.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:37 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do they no longer offer drivers ed and sex ed in schools in Mexico? The donkey died....
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:31 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea? It's all over town.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:29 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a robin makes red babies and a bluebird makes blue babies, what kind of bird makes no babies? A swallow.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:28 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:26 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whats the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches......
←Rate | 04-10-2011 01:25 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
←Rate | 04-02-2011 01:46 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A womans legs are her best friends but sometimes even the best of friends must part.
←Rate | 03-26-2011 01:47 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The definition of irony: Not knowing the difference between a definition and an example.
←Rate | 03-21-2011 11:20 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think long engagements are important because you should really get to know someone before you totally use and degrade them.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 22:58 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK, Super Moon has arrived. Not quite what I expected ., it was kinda super. Not Super Duper but yeah.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 22:28 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awkward....That moment when you think you are being helpful by telling someone they "got a lil dirt on their forehead" and they tell you it's Ash Wednesday.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 10:09 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Confucious say , he who eat jelly bean, fart in living color.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:14 by pUnKiE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Busted, Disgusted, and most of all, I can't be trusted.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 19:54 by pUnKiE Comments (0)  




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