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   messageicon u guys should be able to charge $ for making the rest of us who copy ur posts look funny. but dont charge me, it was my idea.
←Rate | 10-23-2012 10:15 by Otis Comments (0)  

   messageicon So Apple makes the iphone larger, the ipad smaller (ipad mini) why not just switch names on them and call it a day?
←Rate | 10-22-2012 07:48 by Otis Comments (0)  

   messageicon Social Security checks are go paperless. Cause if the is something senior citizens are good at it's online banking.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 07:34 by otis Comments (0)  

   messageicon caught sticking sharp metal objects into the wall outlets. Now I'm gounded.
←Rate | 04-25-2011 15:59 by Otis Comments (0)  

   messageicon says, if Renea would just watch porn with me, she would understand why I made her buy roller skates and why we have 20 gallons of chocolate pudding in the fridge
←Rate | 08-24-2010 08:20 by otis Comments (1)  

   messageicon nearly 500 million eggs recalled, I'd hate to be the guy who has to put them back in the chickens.
←Rate | 08-23-2010 08:48 by otis Comments (6)  


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