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   messageicon I'm not saying this games over but children in Africa are wearing their Championship Broncos Tshirts
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:56 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Pete saw his shadow today...that means 6 more feet of winter right???
←Rate | 02-02-2014 15:33 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feeling like a movie tonight....I think I'll watch Fast and Furious 6 and then maybe half of 7
←Rate | 12-10-2013 20:52 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I threw a shotgun shell at my daughter's date. ..then I told him it's much faster after 11pm
←Rate | 12-08-2013 19:16 by migasjoe Comments (3)  


   messageicon Allen Iverson has retired more times than he practiced
←Rate | 10-30-2013 22:19 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook status from God: Sorry rest of World...junior and I can't help you right now...we are busy helping some loon cross the Grand Canyon on a piece of floss
←Rate | 06-23-2013 21:55 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Police reports state that Aaron Hernandez is claiming Bill Belichick instructed him to destroy the surveillance tapes
←Rate | 06-21-2013 09:41 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon i dont care if my teammates are straight or gay, as long as they dont listen to Nickelback...
←Rate | 04-30-2013 18:29 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good for Boston...celebrating in the streets like Buckner caught the ball!!!
←Rate | 04-19-2013 22:55 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
←Rate | 03-20-2013 21:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time your on a roller coaster take some extra bolts with you then when you're going up that first hill tell the guy in front of you "these just fell out of your chair!!!!"
←Rate | 03-13-2013 21:45 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The names Pope Francis...but everyone calls me Psycho...Any of you call me Francis...and I'll kill you"
←Rate | 03-13-2013 18:09 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry that we haven't named a new Pope yet. We aren't done with all of the background checks.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 13:34 by MigasJoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon After some investigating just found out that Manti's girlfriend real name is Fawn Liebowitz!!
←Rate | 01-16-2013 21:52 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since Manti Teo's girlfriend didn't exist, I really hope AJ McCarron's girlfriend wasn't a hologram.
←Rate | 01-16-2013 21:44 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if a tree falls down in the forest...does Manti Teo believe Junior Seau is dead
←Rate | 01-16-2013 18:48 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Rex Ryan officially names Mark Sanchez starting Jets QB...proving the NFL needs to start testing coaches for concussions.
←Rate | 12-05-2012 18:55 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon kind of surprised I'm not an action figure by now...
←Rate | 11-19-2012 21:23 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon before the letters FDNY became a fashion statement on hats, it was worn on the back of brave dudes with mustaches, NEVER FORGET 9/11
←Rate | 09-10-2012 22:52 by migasjoe Comments (2)  


   messageicon Am I the only one that didn't know that Phyllis Diller was alive up to about an hour ago???
←Rate | 08-20-2012 22:32 by migasjoe Comments (0)  




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