Funny Status Message #141737

X says I threw a shotgun shell at my daughter's date. ..then I told him it's much faster after 11pm
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←Rate | 12-08-2013 19:16 by migasjoe

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Monday December 9, 2013 @ 06:12 PM

Lets keep things original on here

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