jrbirk Funny Status Messages

   If they take the fighting out of hockey, that's it! I'm still not watching it..

   Friends don't let friends decorate drunk!

   Obama advising the Europeans on dept reduction is like asking Bernie Madoff manage your investment portfolio.

   Obama is losing support from his own party. In fact Jimmy Carter just compared him to Jimmy Carter.

   We are $14 trillion in debt. To understand how much money that is, imagine grocery shopping at Whole Foods every day of the month.

   Apparently Anthony Weiner has too many photos of his junk to keep track of..

   I'm selling Royal Wedding barf bags for anyone else who is nauseous from seeing every sickening detail on TV.

   Obama promised change, then he changed the promise..

   Here's something that could revolutionize St. Patrick's Day -- green Pepto-Bismol.

   Happy St Patrick's Day, the day when everybody gets together and pretends they're Irish. Except the Irish -- they pretend they're sober.

   Here's what's happened in Wisconsin. The people who earn the money to pay these public sector workers -- for the first time -- have somebody representing them.