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   messageicon Kanye West is said to be recovering well in hospital after an 8 hour operation to remove his head from his ass.
←Rate | 11-23-2016 06:51 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kanye West 'hospitalised in Los Angeles'. Our thoughts and prayers go out at this difficult time to the hospital staff.
←Rate | 11-22-2016 09:17 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congratulations to Marijuana for winning more states than Hillary .
←Rate | 11-17-2016 11:35 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hillary and Trump are in a boat and it sinks. Who survives? I'd say Hillary. According to Bill, she never goes down.
←Rate | 11-14-2016 09:59 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank God the American Elections are over. Now the rest of the world can go back to hating their own politicians.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 11:10 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK
←Rate | 11-09-2016 04:41 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clinton vs Trump. Whoever wins, We lose.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 11:35 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sticker given to Trump supporters at the polls: "I Voted" Sticker given to Hillary supporters at the polls: "I Rigged"
←Rate | 11-08-2016 11:34 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard a rumour Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary. It seems the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 08:43 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe so many Americans from the Bible Belt plan to vote for Trump. If he gets to build his wall, he'll be keeping Jesus out of the country.
←Rate | 11-07-2016 22:24 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig ? The letter F ?
←Rate | 11-05-2016 11:57 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cheer Up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn’t elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.
←Rate | 11-04-2016 05:26 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want to work for a company that makes moisturiser, the best thing to do is to apply daily.
←Rate | 10-26-2016 11:51 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
←Rate | 10-26-2016 11:49 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
←Rate | 10-26-2016 11:48 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was young at bedtimes my mum always told me a story with a happy ending. One of the benefits of having a mum from Thailand I suppose.
←Rate | 10-26-2016 11:48 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Christmas must be near, The bin man said good morning to me.
←Rate | 10-26-2016 11:47 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do gun manuals have a "trouble shooting?" section?
←Rate | 10-25-2016 02:23 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents.
←Rate | 10-22-2016 11:15 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon For the past month I have woken up to find hundreds of flowers with no heads all over my doorstep, garden and drive. I think I’m being stalked
←Rate | 10-22-2016 11:15 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  




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