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   messageicon APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 02:20 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 02:18 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon The opinions expressed here are not those of my employer, my wife, my church, or myself... But they are the opinions of Elvis as revealed to me through the medium of my pet hamster, Lee Harvey Oswald...
←Rate | 11-20-2010 15:16 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Warning: Spelling errors in this message are the product of a poor school system. Pay teachures more than athletes.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 15:14 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman. - Groundskeeper Willie
←Rate | 11-20-2010 15:13 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon He's dead... But look! Hundreds of bright copper kettles, warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up in string! Someone was after a few of this guy's favorite things.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 15:06 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 Pints of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, a wrench, and handcuffs made out of Twizzlers. I'm ready for bootycall Friday night to begin!
←Rate | 11-19-2010 19:37 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon <Rages against the vending machine
←Rate | 10-21-2010 16:22 by sMs Comments (0)  



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