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   messageicon Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 03:25 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A MAN WILL NOT RESPECT AWOMAN WHO DOES NOT RESPECT HERSELF OR HER BODY, IF YOU TRADE SEX FOR MATERIAL THINGS YOU ARE PROSTITUTING YOURSELF.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 03:24 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe cupid should shoot himself with his own damn arrow then maybe he'd see how much love hurts
←Rate | 04-08-2011 03:22 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate being single. I'm not good at it.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 03:20 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to her. She's drunk
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:43 by Nomalungelo Comments (1)  


   messageicon • There is nothing more pleasing than seeing a couple that are always posting sickly messages to each, finally break up on facebook.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:43 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am a leader not a follower so therefore I don't twitter.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:42 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon • the distance between any problem and the solution = the distance between your knees and the floor
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:40 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boyfriend for sale... comes with remote.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:19 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google search the word "BLAP" & have a laugh!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2011 08:22 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon • there are two reasons why people change; first : they have learned a lot. second : they've been hurt too much.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 02:06 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  




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