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   messageicon Don't go knocking on death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that!!!!!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:56 by maria Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:50 by maria Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:48 by maria Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I have a kid, I'm going to go to the mall, put him into a double stroller, and run around looking frantic.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:47 by maria Comments (0)  


   messageicon my knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:47 by maria Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:37 by maria Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So let's get wasted and have the time of our lives!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:36 by maria Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two words guys hate: Don't and Stop...Unless those words are spoken together.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:35 by maria Comments (0)  


   messageicon u wrote me a note and it said "n ss!w !" ...it didnt make sense till I turned it upside down!!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:30 by maria Comments (0)  


   messageicon The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:18 by maria Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:17 by maria Comments (0)  


   messageicon Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:13 by maria Comments (0)  


   messageicon So... the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dlck on his face"
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:09 by Maria Comments (0)  




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