Jon Funny Status Messages

   About to drink thermometer juice

   Man posted "saved 30 people from a fire" 2 ppl like this, female half naked in her pic posted "the mail man didnt come today"= 65 ppl like this

   Have a headache take medicine, side effects- drowsiness, hunger, loss of family and baldness up to three months,

   1st grader: I need something to drink. College graduate: I N33|) 50m37h1nG t0 dr1nKz

   Messin with Sasquatch

   a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it

   just lost my job at the Orange Juice factory...I couldn't concentrate

   wonders why is it that when a man talks nasty to a woman it's harassment, but when a woman talks nasty to a man it's £3.99 a minute