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   messageicon There’s a thin line between “I should do a joke about that” and “I should talk to my therapist about that”
←Rate | 06-11-2013 13:27 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm looking for a retractable leash. I hate when my pet turtle gets ahead of me when I go for a run.
←Rate | 06-10-2013 12:14 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon My new pick-up line: "I have a full tank of gas!"
←Rate | 06-06-2013 13:52 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to start a new liquor company and call it "Responsibly". Free advertising since all liquor companies advise you to drink it, and you don't need to feel guilt because you're drinking Responsibly!
←Rate | 06-06-2013 12:34 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to a club and they played “The Twist”, I did the twist. They played “Jump”, I jumped. They played “Come on Eileen”…well, I got kicked out for that one.
←Rate | 06-05-2013 18:01 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the Moms: "Happy Mothers Day"! And to all the Dads: "Happy Sunday.. Mother Fu€Kers"!!
←Rate | 05-12-2013 11:42 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember that Ex that we all thought we’d never get over? What's her name again?
←Rate | 05-08-2013 20:43 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing is better than watching a woman getting in touch with herself. Especially if she lets me watch
←Rate | 04-16-2013 22:35 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon "All guys are the same!" Well you should know, You tried them all!!
←Rate | 04-11-2013 15:12 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would it be wrong of me to ask my Priest to install Wi-Fi in our Church?
←Rate | 03-29-2013 10:26 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well 30min work-out along with some new Tae Kwon Do moves -CHECK! And just to think that was just trying to get the snow off my tires...
←Rate | 03-18-2013 19:46 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now would be the best time for the Pope to make a Harlem Shake Video!
←Rate | 03-13-2013 15:30 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have a new Pope! I'm just waiting for Kanye West to jump out on the balcony and interrupt!
←Rate | 03-13-2013 15:09 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or are Dating sites costing more than a date now? I just want to go back to the day of throwing a rock and dragging her off her feet.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 18:21 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon I LOVE putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy! I HATE when the lady in the laundromat tries to take them back! :(
←Rate | 01-27-2013 17:17 by Jeffafa Comments (1)  




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