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   messageicon The iPhone- checks my facebook, checks my email, organizes my music, calls my Mom, and now it tracks my whereabouts? It's like having a jealous psycho girlfriend in your pocket.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 19:26 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're high when you look in the mirror ..and your reflection is Charlie Sheen!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 19:25 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was just thinking, what if car bumpers were filled with candy so if you got in a car crash, it would explode like a piñata. " Sorry 'bout the crash, but look free candy!!!"
←Rate | 04-21-2011 19:25 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my tree house
←Rate | 04-16-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drunk sayings = Sober thoughts
←Rate | 04-15-2011 21:21 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey I like how you do your makeup! Really? Thanks :) Ya do you just dip your face in or use a brush?
←Rate | 04-14-2011 18:31 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude!!! That cross-eyed girl at the bar is looking at you.... And me
←Rate | 04-14-2011 02:49 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The test of Love is not how long it survives, but how it renews itself with each passing day.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 16:34 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 16:30 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I drank too much.
←Rate | 04-11-2011 15:25 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon life is all bout ass... you're either kissing it, behaving like it, covering it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it.
←Rate | 04-11-2011 15:23 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ( o )( o ) - oh what a nice pair of frog eyes! what were you thinking of?
←Rate | 04-11-2011 15:22 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger this afternoon and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."
←Rate | 04-11-2011 13:46 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to this mexican restaurant for dinner ... It had pronounciations of each item ... Nachos (Na-choos) Buritto (Bur-ee-toe) Taco (Ta-Koe), never laughed so hard in my life! Side note: It was attached to a bowling alley ... awesome
←Rate | 04-11-2011 13:45 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon At what age is it approiate to tell my dog he's addopted?
←Rate | 04-10-2011 15:20 by Hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Darth Vader vs Hitler Epic rap battle in history 2, on utube
←Rate | 04-10-2011 13:56 by Hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
←Rate | 04-10-2011 02:51 by Hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.
←Rate | 04-09-2011 15:40 by Hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If looks could kill, mirrors would be the leading cause of death among ugly people.
←Rate | 04-09-2011 15:40 by Hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The awkward moment when you realize your whole life has been a lie this whole time
←Rate | 04-09-2011 13:59 by Hovo Comments (0)  




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