Funny Status Message #54096
X I was just thinking, what if car bumpers were filled with candy so if you got in a car crash, it would explode like a piñata. " Sorry 'bout the crash, but look free candy!!!"
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 181226 The grocery store has 2 new aisles filled with "Halloween Candy" but it sure looks like the same candy they sell all year.
- # 170378 Carpool Karaoke except they crash and explode into a ball of flames.
- # 206645 I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
