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   messageicon Lou Gehrig didn't have Lou Gehrig's disease. What's next? We find out Hugh Downs doesn't have Down's syndrome?
←Rate | 08-28-2010 12:01 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Very opposed to the Ground Zero Mosque but only cuz I think we need a Ground Zero Chick-Fil-A first.
←Rate | 08-27-2010 14:39 by geez Comments (1)  


   messageicon Motorola is coming out with a new droid phone called the Kobe... conversely, they are also coming out with the Lebron phone too, except the only difference is it doesn't RING.
←Rate | 08-26-2010 12:23 by geez Comments (2)  


   messageicon Motorola is coming out with a new droid phone called the Kobe... conversely, they are always coming out with the Lebron phone too, except the only difference is it doesn't RING.
←Rate | 08-26-2010 12:00 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Besides the fact that random people are bursting into flames walking down the street, It's beautiful outside!
←Rate | 08-21-2010 18:05 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if rappers know that Ben Franklin was never president of the USA.
←Rate | 08-19-2010 10:29 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just think of all the millions and millions of people Dr Laura will help by being off the air
←Rate | 08-19-2010 10:28 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know the economy is bad when you walk by a can on the ground and think: dammit I should've picked that up!
←Rate | 08-16-2010 13:52 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mom used to say that I'm wasting my life playing all these video games... thats ok, I still have more lives!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 16:31 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or does anyone else die a little bit inside when they lose an fb friend? *tear!*
←Rate | 08-13-2010 14:49 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1-2 Freddy's coming for you... ---oh wait! wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 13:26 by geez Comments (1)  


   messageicon So Lebron is keeping a list... you know who else is keeping a list? Delonte West. and you know who's mom is on there???
←Rate | 08-12-2010 15:27 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Lebron is going to take mental notes on everyone who's been taking shots at him this summer... I mean, if it was actual notes, with like a pen and paper, I might be scared! but since it's mental notes... nothing to worry about!
←Rate | 08-12-2010 15:25 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a great sense of humor... --If you don't believe me, look at my Ex!
←Rate | 08-09-2010 17:19 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to Self: when going on the first date, must make sure that both parties have the same understanding of what "eating out " means.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 20:23 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like Buttons: for people too lazy to post a comment.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 20:15 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do homeless people get knock knock jokes???
←Rate | 08-02-2010 13:57 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you ever look at girls' pictures on facebook and feel them up with your cursor??? --uhhh, either do i!
←Rate | 07-30-2010 19:55 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey girls! if you're boyfriend sparkles and doesn't want to have sex with you, he's not a vampire. He's gay!
←Rate | 07-30-2010 14:25 by geez Comments (1)  


   messageicon You ever seen someone so gay that you feared for his safety!
←Rate | 07-29-2010 11:37 by geez Comments (0)  




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