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   messageicon To the man that went the Block Buster store ?? Did you kick in the plywood around the windows or did Wayne Huizenga give you a key ??
←Rate | 04-16-2012 20:28 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remembering my Saturday morning ...a bowl of trix , watch Super friends and Hong Kong Fuey and then my bike ..OUTSIDE till lunch .. great times
←Rate | 04-16-2012 20:22 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon To err is human , to arr is Pirate ...
←Rate | 04-16-2012 13:19 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime?
←Rate | 04-16-2012 13:11 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon The animal responsible for the most human deaths worldwide is the mosquito.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 13:02 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up!!!
←Rate | 04-16-2012 12:59 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with reality is that there's no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is about to happen.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 12:56 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two silk worms had a race ....they end up in a tie .....(Rimshot)
←Rate | 04-16-2012 12:54 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like if you remember the correlation between a pencil and a cassette tape ...
←Rate | 04-16-2012 12:33 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why in the year 2012 , My smoke detector can't decipher the difference between boiling water and and a real fire !
←Rate | 04-15-2012 14:59 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon The girl said we were not spending enough time together, so we went to a movie,, she dragged me to Twilight,,, breakup T- minus one hour twenty three minutes!!
←Rate | 02-07-2012 22:31 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon TWILIGHT - An epic saga about a young woman's struggle to choose between Necrophilia and Bestiality
←Rate | 02-03-2012 20:58 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Birthday to one of the greatest athletes EVER ..Muhammad Ali ...Happy 70th
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:45 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahhh yes! My favourite day of the year, Friday the 13th,, ,, just sharpened my machete and dusted off my goalie mask,, well, off to the lake, see you later!!
←Rate | 01-13-2012 12:47 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"POOF" did you see that?? No you didn't did you?? "MAGIC" that's why!!!
←Rate | 10-28-2010 14:35 by Gary Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, best thing you can do before and after your pregnant....take some pics of yourself while your boobs are enhanced. :D Sincerely: Men who like boobs.
←Rate | 10-21-2010 15:59 by Gary Comments (0)  




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