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   messageicon I only takeSTD test in jail. I like all my bad news atone time
←Rate | 12-24-2013 10:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon pregnant chicks get on the bus and think you suppose to give them your seat like b@tch you should of fcked a niqqa with a car
←Rate | 12-20-2013 12:33 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon K. K .K members never turn their TVs off cuz they don't want the screen to be black
←Rate | 12-16-2013 23:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P tothe other passenger that no one caresabout because he wasn't famous.
←Rate | 12-01-2013 17:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Insecure ass women cant accept any guybeing more successful than they are andanger is the shield..."
←Rate | 11-30-2013 22:22 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a chick ask what kind of cologne you got on you gotta lie & tell her Axe body spray cause she most likely gonna buy it for her boyfriend.
←Rate | 11-17-2013 17:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the apocalypse comes soy sauce & ketchup packets WILL be our currency. Otherwise I've been collecting these for nothing
←Rate | 10-27-2013 14:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas so high in Brockton that it hasn't been a drive-by in 2 months.”
←Rate | 10-22-2013 20:24 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man if I don't get my ex back today thisis the 742nd last straw!
←Rate | 10-20-2013 08:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon God put a woman in the bible and sheruined the whole book in the first chapter
←Rate | 10-03-2013 08:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A nutsack is a guy's Christmas Ornament from God.
←Rate | 09-15-2013 15:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Smoke your dirty weed nobody cares just stop trying to justify it to people who don't smoke
←Rate | 08-28-2013 14:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon hood niqqas smoke bud while they little girl in the backseat in her car seat
←Rate | 08-20-2013 18:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't hold grudges but my ignore game is beast mode
←Rate | 08-20-2013 17:47 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You gotta hang a "now hiring" sign on your front door to stop niqqas from entering
←Rate | 08-20-2013 00:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.
←Rate | 08-19-2013 09:58 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: How much for a wank? Prostitut: $15 Me: Thanks. I don't want one, I just wanted to know how much I was saving every night
←Rate | 08-18-2013 21:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon These arrmy commercials always show video game stuff they don't show dudes tryna eat a pizza with no hands when they get back
←Rate | 08-16-2013 16:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them.
←Rate | 08-16-2013 09:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girl brought me breakfast in bed, I slowly turned to her and said, ?What are you doing out of the Kitchen??
←Rate | 08-14-2013 18:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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