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   messageicon Hit "Like" if you're tired of everyone on Facebook telling you to hit "Like."
←Rate | 07-02-2012 09:20 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon New condom slogan...."Wrap it in latex or give her your paychex."
←Rate | 06-29-2012 21:51 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do feel that it is appropriate for us all to get on our knees and thank the good Lord that spiders do not fly.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 21:10 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Find your little island of "OK" in a vast sea of "Holy crap!"
←Rate | 06-19-2012 21:03 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to be famous and make a cure that saves tens of people!
←Rate | 06-17-2012 14:33 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I spend 500% of my life exaggerating!
←Rate | 06-16-2012 15:24 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't get this hole poking thing.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 19:53 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Step one: Cut a hole in the box!"
←Rate | 06-15-2012 00:53 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon John Wayne Toilet Tissue: It's Rough - It's Tough And It Don't Take Crap Off Anyone
←Rate | 06-13-2012 23:30 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon enjoying the sounds of a 2 year old having a meltdown...so soothing
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:59 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!
←Rate | 06-12-2012 15:16 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was tickling a toad on his right flipper! Frog giggles amuse me!
←Rate | 06-08-2012 00:04 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just treated my nostrils to a Brazilian!!
←Rate | 06-02-2012 17:17 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news the 5th Dentist caved and now 5 out 5 recommend trident gum!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 05-31-2012 00:06 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The older and fatter I get the more my underwear makes me feel like a dolphin trapped in a tuna net.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 23:26 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Latin , Latin smooth as satin que hora es it's Latin time!!"
←Rate | 05-20-2012 15:05 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stevie Wonder's nephew was charged with trying to extort his famous uncle....I guess Stevie never saw that coming!
←Rate | 05-12-2012 10:48 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cello Green has T-Rex arms.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 22:56 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate it when being polite and holding a door open turns into a "clowns in a car trick"?
←Rate | 04-29-2012 18:43 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This whole "Cup half empty, Cup half full" argument should state what is IN the cup before people start judging!!
←Rate | 02-17-2012 16:54 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  




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