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   messageicon No I do not want to see who deleted you from facebook in 2010.. And if you keep it up, I'm going to be first on the list for 2011..
←Rate | 02-05-2011 11:02 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have no idea how bad I want to write "Navidad" under the "For Lease" sign up the street!....Just Sayin...
←Rate | 01-07-2011 16:31 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screw your Four Loko... I've got a Dayquil with a 5hour energy and Grande Latte chaser with my name on it!... If you dont believe me, just ask my pet Unicorn
←Rate | 12-10-2010 14:30 by BOO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Happy wife.. Happy life!
←Rate | 12-10-2010 11:05 by Boo Comments (1)  


   messageicon #891... you didnt inbox me a number but I've always wanted to say this to you. Your depressing posts piss me off to no end! You need a haircut, I dont think he loves you anymore either, and I really dont give a Shi! what adorable trick your cat did today!
←Rate | 12-08-2010 15:19 by BOO Comments (5)  


   messageicon And ps... you should'nt sing a song with an "s" in the title if you have a lithp!
←Rate | 11-11-2010 17:01 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a pig with 3 eyes...??? A Piiig!...Stupid yes, but you know you'll tell it.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 16:46 by Boo Comments (1)  


   messageicon I think They should make a Pregnancy app. You just pee on your phone and it tells you if you are pregnant. Your move apple!
←Rate | 11-11-2010 11:17 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would you tap that???..I wouldnt even poke it on facebook!!!!
←Rate | 10-13-2010 15:26 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How does that old saying go.. Nice guys finish, In their hand?
←Rate | 10-05-2010 10:43 by boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is the Hotel California of the new millennium. You can log out any time you like, but you can never leave.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 17:39 by boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rise and shine Billie Joe Armstrong... It's October!
←Rate | 10-01-2010 09:56 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did Curt Cobain say to Courtney Love before he died?... Holes gonna be big!
←Rate | 09-25-2010 12:34 by boo Comments (2)  


   messageicon what does a shingle and a fat chick have in common? They both get nailed by mexicans..
←Rate | 09-25-2010 11:19 by boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a thousand armed lesbians?... Militia Ethridge!
←Rate | 09-14-2010 11:59 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?.... Wipes his ass.
←Rate | 09-14-2010 11:31 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's My late night and I Forgot to bring my lunch and dinner to work with me. My "things I would do for a Klondike bar" list, is rapidly starting to grow!
←Rate | 09-08-2010 19:05 by boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, it's official...I spend way too much time on facebook. I just caught myself giving my boss a thumbs up because I liked something He said.. God help me!
←Rate | 08-27-2010 13:20 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, I just want to copy someone else's status word for word just to see if they would notice..
←Rate | 08-26-2010 11:37 by boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you spend too much time on facebook when you start refering to people by their first, maiden, and last name!
←Rate | 07-21-2010 19:21 by boo Comments (0)  




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