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   messageicon The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
←Rate | 11-04-2010 22:47 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon A headache: Not how I expected to start my weekend... I was thinking more of ENDING it with one!
←Rate | 10-23-2010 01:28 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon put your big girl panties on... and DEAL WITH IT!
←Rate | 10-18-2010 02:22 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody notices what I do..until I don't do it.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 11:44 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex is like Chinese food. 2 hours later, you want more.,
←Rate | 09-29-2010 20:51 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon I vote for a 3 day weekend and a 4 day work week.
←Rate | 09-26-2010 23:25 by Bonnie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wonder... are Skittles really the color of the rainbow before you open the bag to sunlight?
←Rate | 09-20-2010 02:37 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, so celebrities usually die in 3's... So far, Dennis Hopper, Gary Coleman... who's next?
←Rate | 05-29-2010 14:28 by Bonnie Comments (2)  


   messageicon Seriously... Something to do before 2010 is over. Come out of the closet. Everyone's got the gaydar on you already. (It will only hurt a little!) ;)
←Rate | 05-26-2010 00:32 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no
←Rate | 05-25-2010 23:17 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes a person has to hit rock bottom to realize how low they can actually go.
←Rate | 05-16-2010 20:58 by Bonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did I just use bacon as a verb?
←Rate | 05-10-2010 20:10 by Bonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walmart sucks. (The money out of my wallet.)
←Rate | 04-25-2010 19:34 by Bonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not a gal that finds it attractive or even complimenting when a married man hits on her. Keep it at home base, dude.
←Rate | 04-25-2010 12:58 by Bonnie Comments (2)  


   messageicon It make me happy when I can teach my phone dirty words. T9 b!tch.
←Rate | 04-22-2010 02:08 by Bonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but sometimes it's good to see who cares enough to break them down.
←Rate | 03-20-2010 02:02 by Bonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 08:06 by Bonnie Comments (0)  




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