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   messageicon Can you imagine parents nowadays explaining to their kids how they met? “Well, it all started one day when your dad ‘liked’ one of my selfies.”
←Rate | 09-22-2015 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holy s$it Karma, how much longer till we’re all squared up?
←Rate | 09-22-2015 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have gotten out of bed 365 days a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And not ONE ab to show for it.
←Rate | 09-22-2015 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friend: Do you want to go to a strip club? Me: Maybe. Do they have Wi-Fi?
←Rate | 09-22-2015 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is hard. Marriage is so hard Nelson Mandela got divorced. He spend 27 years in south african prison getting tortured and beaten everyday for 27 years straight. He got out of jail, was 6 months with wife, and said "i cant take this s#it"
←Rate | 09-19-2015 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Behind every beautiful girl is the ugly relationship that made her scared to love again
←Rate | 09-12-2015 23:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Summer is almost over... All you half naked bit$hes gonna have to find a personality soon.
←Rate | 09-02-2015 00:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once took a girl to Starbucks because I forgot her name
←Rate | 08-31-2015 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sprayed a spider with axe body spray to kill it but now its name is chad and he is f$cking all the girl spiders in my house.
←Rate | 06-16-2015 19:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best Relationship: Talk like best-friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.
←Rate | 05-26-2015 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask how you’re still married.
←Rate | 05-14-2015 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won’t have to talk to them.
←Rate | 05-14-2015 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don’t you wish karma was like pizza and could be delivered in under 30 minutes?
←Rate | 05-14-2015 21:53 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Girls with tattoos on your boobs, Why? We’re already looking at them.
←Rate | 05-12-2015 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys, hear me out on this one.. A zombie outbreak could be prevented altogether if people were buried with their shoe laces tied together. Boom, you’re welcome.
←Rate | 05-12-2015 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.
←Rate | 04-16-2015 23:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside. Instead of apps and how many likes you can get on a selfie.
←Rate | 04-10-2015 22:47 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon Beginning of relationship- 1) Don’t ever change. 2) You have to change. 3) You’ve changed. -End of relationship-
←Rate | 02-28-2015 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The further you push me away, the more I begin to enjoy viewing you from a distance.
←Rate | 02-28-2015 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone knows when is Facebook sending us the W-2 form
←Rate | 02-23-2015 22:14 by BEGO Comments (2)  



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