AT Funny Status Messages

   Dear Loreal, your hair coloring products get rid of my gray hair and your cosmetics make me look younger, but tell me what you were thinking when you came up with this self-tanning lotion that makes your skin orange?

   I think it's pretty funny that people don't have a problem hitting the key pad several times to type out statuses, but FLIP OUT and start talking about starting farms on fire and killing animals instead of just hitting the one key "ignore" on a farm requ

   I'm going to be more productive today by making a list of things I don't have to do and accomplish every one of them.

   Wondering if Google searches John Tesh for answers.

   Some people get so upset when you delete them from your fb friends list. What is the big deal it's not like we're real friends and hang out everyday.

   LOVE it when i'm home alone! There is nobody to verify that I have done NOTHING in the last 2 hours.