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   messageicon i do not like green eggs&ham I do not like them woud you eat them in my trunk woud you eat them off my hump my hump my humps
←Rate | 01-01-2014 07:53 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon since New Years is on a hump day (Wednesday) maybe this will be the year I get a lo of humping
←Rate | 12-31-2013 22:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fu*k all of that Hump Day bullsh*t and stay the hell out of my way cause I hereby designate this Wednesday as five finger death punch day.
←Rate | 10-30-2013 18:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I liked "Hump Day" a lot more back when it was an fun excuse to have sex instead of now when its just that day of the week when pictures of Miley Cyrus getting banged by a camel fill your status feed.
←Rate | 09-18-2013 07:38 by Michael Comments (0)  

   messageicon So, if Miley Cyrus and the Beebs had a baby it would make honey boo boo look like the royal baby! .. and she could hump its Teddy Bears !
←Rate | 08-27-2013 01:22 by JTOK Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not saying she was ugly, but the dog had to close his eyes just to hump her leg
←Rate | 07-31-2013 11:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every day is "hump day" to my neighbor's dog....get off of my leg you mangy mutt!
←Rate | 07-10-2013 10:40 by m Comments (0)  

   messageicon “If I was a dog, I would so hump your leg right now!”
←Rate | 05-31-2013 09:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Hump Day means zip to the 15% who work weekends, the 30% who do six days a week, 8% unemployed, 10% disabled, 15% on call, and the 20% who are retired. To the 2% that this actually applies to....bl0w me.
←Rate | 01-23-2013 10:27 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hump Day tedium..(Yes, tedium. I don't care about your boring business deal. Unless you won the lottery or Marilyn Monroe came back from the dead to gave you head, your day was tedious.)
←Rate | 01-09-2013 18:33 by Boo Hiss! Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok, just saw Jenny the Crypt Keeper dry hump a Bieber cardboard cutout. Seacrest should have gone down there and ash bombed her.
←Rate | 01-01-2013 07:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Hump Day this. It's too far in to see the weekend from either direction.
←Rate | 12-12-2012 10:37 by Boo Hiss! Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I bend over for any reason and you don't immediately come behind and air hump me, you're not my kinda guy.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 12:51 by Sarah Comments (1)  

   messageicon wondering why hump day can't ever be as good as it sounds!!
←Rate | 11-21-2012 18:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you don't hump Christina Ricci today, then you're doing Wednesday wrong.
←Rate | 09-12-2012 19:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wednesday... As most of you call it Hump day, I like to call it the 3rd Monday of the week.
←Rate | 08-15-2012 08:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you didn't hump Christina Ricci... then you're doing Wednesday wrong.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 21:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon :There's nothing more romantic than seeing young lovers dry hump their way through Wal-Mart...
←Rate | 06-29-2012 05:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since it's Hump Day Wednesday, rather than have my usual can of Redbull, I'll try Redbone, "She'll give me brain"
←Rate | 05-23-2012 07:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Hump Day and Leap Day! A word of caution: try not to do both at once I dunno for sure but it may be dangerous. You could try humping then leaping or leaping then humping? Either way just be safe.
←Rate | 02-29-2012 22:38 by Tera Martin Comments (0)  

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