Exercise Funny Status Messages

   trainer at gym: do you exercise outside of here? me remembering it was windy in the parking lot: some resistance training

   I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, "Just diet and exercise, guys!"

   As a Fat bottomed girl, I'm not sure how we're expected to make the Rockin' world go round. That sounds *way* too much like exercise to me

   I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. Well, it’s true. After going to the gym this morning, I’ve decided I’m never going again.

   I have a very rigid exercise routine, involving daily jogs to the fridge to see what I have to eat.

   my New Year's resolution is to exercise (my right to be lazy)

   Does rocking a vending machine count as exercise?

   I always give fat people wrong directions so they can get much needed exercise.

   My morning exercise routine includes snooze presses. I like to get in at least 5 reps.

   I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams

   All those exercise videos are worthless, I watch them over and over and not even lost a Kg

   I have nothing against exercise. I just wish people would care as much about exercising their minds as much as the do their bodies.

   My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch, its called #LUNCH

   I've been avoiding exercise for a long time now. You might say I'm in the Fitness Protection Program.

   Many people have told me that waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great..... But I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better. Just sayin'....

   I've started an exercise program. I do 20 sit-ups each morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.

   EXERCISE?? Shoot, I thought you said EXTRA PIES!!!

   I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping: 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size

   Oh.... you wanted a "Fidget" spinner. *Tells 4'8" guy he and his exercise bike can go home.

   My exercise program consists of following women at the store who are wearing tight yoga pants.