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   messageicon Love is very strong.. It can remove tears, fears & even underwears.
←Rate | 05-23-2014 05:00 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
←Rate | 05-23-2014 05:01 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is love? I don't even want an answer. I'm just ecstatic knowing that at least 90% of you thought "Baby, don't hurt me."
←Rate | 05-23-2014 05:01 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be upset that you're single; be happy that someone isn't ruining your life.
←Rate | 06-09-2014 11:18 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment when you see your EX with that person they told you not to worry about during your relationship...
←Rate | 07-27-2014 02:42 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Amongst all the beautiful women in this world.. There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again.
←Rate | 08-19-2014 02:12 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your SMS inbox is your shopping updates app now. Card transaction information Order confirmation Package tracking Delivery Information
←Rate | 10-26-2015 11:07 by udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy anniversary to the love of my life, and her husband Steve.
←Rate | 10-28-2015 11:04 by udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
←Rate | 07-05-2016 11:29 by udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber.
←Rate | 07-28-2016 11:34 by udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?
←Rate | 11-17-2016 04:57 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Donald Trump was the President, CNN asked for Trump's resignation on daily basis for mishandling of Coronavirus. Now 1 million daily cases, CNN is on the verge of giving Nobel peace award to Joe Biden & Kamala Harris.
←Rate | 01-05-2022 07:39 by Udit Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pfizer Claims Its Covid Vaccine Effective Against Nuclear Reaction Too.
←Rate | 03-02-2022 04:30 by Udit Comments (0)  



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