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   messageicon Ever have one of those days when you don't give a rats ass only to find that you pleased a rat ?
←Rate | 05-02-2014 11:42 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim and Kanye get married. Who cares? Ain't nobody got time for that....
←Rate | 05-24-2014 22:22 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is just a fact that some people are not comedians no matter how hard they try
←Rate | 07-29-2014 12:22 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone else having technical problems on Facebook? Just checking before I call 911...
←Rate | 08-14-2014 12:00 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too bad the Kardashians drove off into a snow ditch and not off a cliff....
←Rate | 06-30-2015 13:11 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Obama just stepped out of the White House on this Presidents Day and seen his shadow. Looks like we're in for another year of bullshit....
←Rate | 06-30-2015 13:11 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump comes to Texas and the sun immediately comes out. Amazing!
←Rate | 08-31-2017 17:34 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just put (3) Bit-coins in the car wash and got a 30K wash. :(
←Rate | 12-05-2017 00:50 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took an Ambien and now I hate everyone....
←Rate | 05-30-2018 20:05 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let Madonna speak at my funeral please...
←Rate | 08-21-2018 17:32 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you missed the 3 seasons of McCain's funeral you can now watch it on Netflix.
←Rate | 09-03-2018 10:39 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know when Fall season has shown up. Crappy door wreaths everywhere.
←Rate | 09-22-2018 10:37 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon All these people running around with masks on.... Made in China
←Rate | 01-31-2020 15:04 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dog the Bounty Hunter says it's not him. Increases reward to a Million dollars.
←Rate | 10-22-2021 12:12 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have come to the conclusion I will never achieve my dream of being a Soul Train dancer...
←Rate | 04-29-2022 19:36 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Already messed up 2024. Maybe 2025 will be my year.
←Rate | 01-03-2024 13:52 by Rick Comments (0)  



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