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   messageicon just heard the villian in the next Batman movie is a guy who's exposed to high levels of radiation and becomes the Speaker of the House of Representatives
←Rate | 11-08-2010 18:05 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon wtf? why is Obama meeting with Indians? Thanksgiving is still 3 weeks away!
←Rate | 11-09-2010 11:02 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon if being apathetic is wrong, then I don't care...
←Rate | 11-09-2010 12:20 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon know why McDonald's restaurants always smell so bad? 'cause the people that eat there poop there.
←Rate | 11-10-2010 17:38 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama went to India, Indonesia, South Korea... and still hasn't found the birth certificate??
←Rate | 11-11-2010 10:02 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Oprah tips homeless dude $100" ...20 min. later, homeless dude's crack dealer: "where you get the Benjamin, homie?"
←Rate | 11-11-2010 10:40 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon ok, so what do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh!
←Rate | 11-11-2010 17:20 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a feeling that the so-called "Highway To Hell" looks just like a Wal-Mart parking lot
←Rate | 11-11-2010 17:51 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon not here right now. if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone, please buy me a cell phone.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 17:57 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon you should probably just let your "Honor Student" drive. You are obviously an idiot.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 18:09 by mickeybruce Comments (2)  


   messageicon just saw the headline "Garfield cartoonist apologizes" and my first thought was "About time. That comic strip has been lame for decades"
←Rate | 11-12-2010 11:10 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates having to delete facebook "friends" that I like, even though they don't give a crap about me. I wish there was a facebook jail to put them in for 30 days.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 17:53 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon really misses Tiger Woods Gatorade. But the John Daly Gatorade is pretty good, too (it has vodka in it)
←Rate | 11-13-2010 17:24 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...so you're talking and you feel like no one's listening at all? rip off a good loud fart. that'll get everybody's attention!
←Rate | 11-13-2010 18:07 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? for the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 18:42 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon if women ruled the world there would be no wars. just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
←Rate | 11-14-2010 10:18 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why hedgehogs don't just share the hedge...
←Rate | 11-14-2010 10:41 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon and, finally, what do you call a deer with no eyes? I-Have-No-I-Deer!
←Rate | 11-14-2010 10:42 by mickeybruce Comments (3)  


   messageicon if at first you don't succeed, try again until you bleed
←Rate | 11-14-2010 17:14 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...yikes! saw a bunch of vegetarian zombies at the store today. all they could say was "GRRRAAAIIIIIINNNSSS"
←Rate | 11-14-2010 17:25 by mickeybruce Comments (1)  




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