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   messageicon Life is Great, if it was any better, I would have to charge myself admission!
←Rate | 06-20-2011 18:46 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 21:53 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Famous Marilyn Monroe dress sold for $4.6 million. I bet Joe DiMaggio sent more shots against that dress than the wall at Yankee Stadium!
←Rate | 06-21-2011 12:06 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything and Yahoo is a Male , pointless and never works ..
←Rate | 06-28-2011 19:46 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?
←Rate | 10-02-2011 17:23 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really think I am gonna get a knock on my front door one day and the person saying "We have ten people in common on Facebook, can I come in ?"
←Rate | 10-02-2011 17:24 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I looked at you and all I could see was perfection, you looked at me and in your eyes I was a rejection.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 21:16 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best Christian pick up line " I was reading the book of numbers and then I realized I did not have yours "
←Rate | 03-21-2012 21:19 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I consider being healthy, I remember pizza.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 17:22 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Throwing lamps at people that need to lighten up...
←Rate | 04-26-2012 17:28 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else
←Rate | 04-26-2012 17:34 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that one friend that makes us laugh with their stupidity.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 17:36 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not ready to adopt a highway, but a dead end street feels familiar and manageable.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 17:14 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Face it. Tomboys are the sexiest damn girls you'll EVER see.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 17:32 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon has forgotten which sock goes on which foot
←Rate | 05-01-2012 17:36 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I say, "No problem," I mean, "YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOUR FOREVER."
←Rate | 09-28-2012 03:16 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think stuffed animals have learned their lesson.
←Rate | 10-29-2012 09:19 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you play Justin Bieber backwards you get hidden messages from the devil himself to pull yourself together and listen to something else.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 21:13 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Continental Breakfast". What is continental with jam, bread and coffee/tea?
←Rate | 10-30-2012 21:16 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow, you're sweet in long distance! Maybe a long distance relationship could work.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 21:41 by Danny Comments (0)  




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