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   messageicon Screw your Four Loko... I've got a Dayquil with a 5hour energy and Grande Latte chaser with my name on it!... If you dont believe me, just ask my pet Unicorn
←Rate | 12-10-2010 14:30 by BOO Comments (1)  


   messageicon You have no idea how bad I want to write "Navidad" under the "For Lease" sign up the street!....Just Sayin...
←Rate | 01-07-2011 16:31 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon No I do not want to see who deleted you from facebook in 2010.. And if you keep it up, I'm going to be first on the list for 2011..
←Rate | 02-05-2011 11:02 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jacksons twin sister died... R.I.P Elizabeth Taylor...
←Rate | 03-23-2011 10:13 by boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The awkward moment when one of your friends has the same facebook status as you...Damn this page.. they are onto me!
←Rate | 03-24-2011 12:55 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear windshield wipers,...You cant touch this.....Sincerely, The triangle
←Rate | 03-25-2011 11:33 by boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Fox News, So far no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed
←Rate | 03-30-2011 13:10 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a BJ.
←Rate | 03-30-2011 13:14 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon oly crap! I just realized that I'm still "it" from a game of tag in 1987.
←Rate | 04-18-2011 16:09 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you need to go grocery shopping when your grapes start tasting like wine
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:37 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never trust a man that comes out of a bathroom with dry hands...
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:50 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone else see Gary Busey get married this morning?
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:54 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lovin my early Christmas present of a Massage Chair! Work never felt so good!.. Now if someone would just invent a vibrating tampon I could start lovin my periods too!
←Rate | 05-12-2011 13:53 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can you believe that people are actually paying Atheists $150 to take care of their pets after the Rapture???!!! I'm just mad because I paid more than that for them to harvest my crops on Farmville.... :(
←Rate | 05-21-2011 14:45 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got gas today for $2.45 to bad it was from taco bell
←Rate | 06-28-2011 17:52 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Flash forward to July 5, 2024 headlines..... 13 years to the day of being found not guilty of the murder of her daughter...Casey Anythony breaks into a Las Vegas hotel, guns drawn to steal back old pictures of when she was a professional club rat! (See OJ
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:17 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in... OJ Found not quilty... Oh wait...
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:26 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The awkard moment when your names is also Casey Anthony, and you log into facebook just to find that all of your frineds want you to burn in hell..
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:54 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The OJ trial started the Kardashian tradition of getting black guys off
←Rate | 07-07-2011 12:09 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
←Rate | 09-22-2011 16:35 by BOO Comments (0)  




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