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   messageicon Tonight I'm leaving my sobriety at home, along with my indoor voice and any behavior that can be mistaken as 'ladylike'.
←Rate | 02-26-2010 19:55 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who told you, you were special? The lady driving that little bus?
←Rate | 03-09-2010 23:47 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to church does not make you religious anymore than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:27 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't run from a sniper. You'll only die tired.
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:29 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a pinky monkey named Spunky ran into the forest and chucked all the wood before the woodchuck could?
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:29 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't spell "culture" without "cult".
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:44 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'I like my men like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer.'
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:46 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like my women like I like my coffee...tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes behind a donkey.
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:48 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon just finished her first book!!! man, that was alot of coloring!!
←Rate | 03-16-2010 17:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 18:48 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon cigarettes are just like ferrets, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire...
←Rate | 03-18-2010 15:04 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth
←Rate | 03-18-2010 15:35 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
←Rate | 03-18-2010 15:36 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbable
←Rate | 03-18-2010 15:37 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it werent for the gutter my mind would be homeless!!!
←Rate | 03-18-2010 16:41 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon People say I have an attitude problem. I disagree. It's my attitude, but it's their problem!!!
←Rate | 03-20-2010 15:19 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are both your parents retarded? Because you seem very special?
←Rate | 03-20-2010 15:21 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored, and go for a stroll out through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing.
←Rate | 03-22-2010 01:20 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon Irony: a fat guy at walmart getting his blood pressure checked with two big bags of doritos in his other hand:D
←Rate | 03-22-2010 23:46 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...and then Buffy staked Edward. The end
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:58 by ANGELA Comments (1)  




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