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   messageicon Feels sorry for skinny people, I know this girl who is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower just to get wet....
←Rate | 03-09-2010 16:49 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon My motto is "Never say never." Which makes it difficult to tell people my motto...
←Rate | 03-09-2010 18:34 by Y.P Comments (1)  


   messageicon I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.....
←Rate | 03-13-2010 07:32 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in....
←Rate | 03-15-2010 20:09 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you get if you eat a Blackberry ? ... A Bluetooth.....
←Rate | 03-16-2010 14:06 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has...
←Rate | 03-16-2010 20:14 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon - My mates were arguing over whether a glass was half empty or half full. So I took the glass and put the contents into a smaller glass. Problem f***ing solved...
←Rate | 03-21-2010 12:47 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon • I've just been told that the invisible man and a ghost are going to have a fight... But I just can't see that happening.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 13:47 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm fed up of people challenging my ethics and saying I don't do enough to better the world. Even my coat is recycled, It used to be a leopard
←Rate | 03-24-2010 06:42 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon --- I hate farmers, the're always spreading sh*t
←Rate | 03-26-2010 15:22 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to measure how long she slept.
←Rate | 03-26-2010 18:02 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife said to me, "I'm fed up with you being so lazy, pack your bags and leave." I said, "You pack them."
←Rate | 03-27-2010 09:49 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend has a cracking body. .... I think it's eczema.
←Rate | 03-27-2010 16:11 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wife came home from shopping, I asked her why she had to spend over £100 on makeup. She replied "It's so I can look pretty, why do you have to waste so much money on beer". I told her it was to make her look pretty. Had to sleep on the sofa that night.
←Rate | 03-27-2010 21:38 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon -- I come from a long line of Conga dancers.....
←Rate | 03-29-2010 12:17 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon -- If pubs don't serve really drunk people why do Mcdonalds serve really fat people?
←Rate | 03-31-2010 16:08 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon -- Magazine collectors, they have a lot of issues....
←Rate | 03-31-2010 17:01 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon -- I've just invented a wireless, battery-free, hand operated hair-dryer.....I'm calling it a 'Towel'. .....
←Rate | 04-02-2010 17:56 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman - or a new car. ....
←Rate | 04-03-2010 12:04 by Y.P Comments (17)  


   messageicon - So what if I can't spell armaggedon?..... It's not the end of the world. .....
←Rate | 04-03-2010 15:00 by Y.P Comments (2)  




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