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   messageicon Gas diet: Get your paycheck... fill up your car and you have no money to buy food! Bam...you lose weight!
←Rate | 04-29-2011 15:20 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've done more today than I've done in 4 years.
←Rate | 02-29-2012 20:07 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone yells STOP, I don't know if it's In the Name of Love, it's Hammertime, or that I should Stop, Collaborate, and Listen.
←Rate | 10-04-2012 11:05 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon A real man should never wave faster than he SAYS the word "hey"
←Rate | 10-15-2012 22:45 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad that "worchestershire" isn't a word we have to use everyday! I would appear retarded.
←Rate | 10-17-2012 09:55 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're getting old when the faster you move... the more you forget!
←Rate | 11-07-2012 10:03 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll never forget the awesome feeling in kindergarten when I had the largest box of crayons with the sharpener.
←Rate | 11-14-2012 22:19 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi, I'm Tom Bodet for Motel 6. We'll leave the LYSOL.
←Rate | 01-02-2013 12:34 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies... and idiots!
←Rate | 01-31-2013 15:26 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently, you no longer have to be 21 to consume Budweiser!
←Rate | 02-27-2013 10:48 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of the hardest things I ever had to do as a kid was OPEN a Band-Aid with a cut finger... using a stupid red string.
←Rate | 03-25-2013 12:28 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon How the hell do hundreds of male Smurfs live with only ONE female smurf? It's no wonder they're BLUE!
←Rate | 05-06-2013 10:41 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (1)  


   messageicon All day I've been getting calls from the number "1"... I finally answered it and NO ONE was there.
←Rate | 05-08-2013 14:58 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon You should never judge a person by how clean the inside of their microwave is.
←Rate | 09-14-2014 11:45 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  



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