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X How the hell do hundreds of male Smurfs live with only ONE female smurf? It's no wonder they're BLUE!
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←Rate | 05-06-2013 10:41 by Tommy Chevelle

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DeAdMaN
Monday May 6, 2013 @ 01:32 PM

Technically "Smurfette" is not a smurf at all. She was invented by Gargamel in an effort to make the all male smurf village jealous and sexually frustrated. And it would have worked too, but smurfette was hideous until papa turn her into what she is today.

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