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   messageicon Man I wanna throw a book at someone face and be like "I Facebooked you!" Lol
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:12 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon L.I.F.E. = L.ive I.t F.ully E.veryday
←Rate | 02-04-2011 18:39 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls dictionary: No = Yes , Maybe = No , We need = I want , We need to talk = I wanna compalin.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 19:07 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do a pizza delivery guy and male gynecologist have in common? They can SMELL it, but they can't EAT it lol
←Rate | 02-04-2011 19:17 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when you want to buy something, check the price and sadly, leave it there.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 19:30 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Weed is illegal" - "Yeah, so is half the music on your ipod."
←Rate | 02-04-2011 21:22 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes love comes like a dream and leaves like a nightmare.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 23:51 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon #DontTextandDrive cause your "LOL" can turn into an "R.I.P"
←Rate | 02-05-2011 08:43 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why women w/ Fake lips Fake tits Fake ass Fake eyes Fake hair Fake nails Fake name Fake bag Fake jewelry...Looking for a real Man?
←Rate | 02-05-2011 08:48 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When those 3 phonecalls a day turn into a couple of text messages a week #DownHillRelationship
←Rate | 02-05-2011 09:19 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them, Because theres no place like home.
←Rate | 02-08-2011 21:53 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lucky = A man who is a woman's 1st love. Luckier = A woman who is a man's last love.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 23:39 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No education/common sense + a little success/money = Broke in a few years.
←Rate | 02-11-2011 06:19 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Say this fast-  { I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6} *Like* if you get it
←Rate | 02-11-2011 20:48 by Seddy90 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If a guy treats a girl like dirt, she'll stick to him like mud!
←Rate | 02-13-2011 04:03 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Internet Beef: When You can sit in a bedroom in Mexico and talk about knockin out somebody in Finland and it will never come back to you.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 06:39 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon C.L.A.S.S. -Come Late And Start Socializing
←Rate | 02-16-2011 10:44 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you love when people tell you 'don't tell anyone' the next day, after you told people.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 10:51 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn you advertise commercial that "Big Time Rush ft Snoop Dogg -Boy Friend" Imvoluntary stuck on repeat in my Head....!!!
←Rate | 02-17-2011 00:59 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 02:49 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  




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