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   messageicon A woman who thinks no man is good enough for her may be right.... But she is more often left.
←Rate | 05-09-2010 12:13 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Avoid being late, just don't show up!
←Rate | 05-12-2010 12:43 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible
←Rate | 05-12-2010 12:50 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon   You know you're getting fat when you sit in your bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 16:52 by Mduduzi Comments (2)  


   messageicon Dear Beer,I forgive You for abandoning me during tough times during the week, I love You for coming back on weekend and will French kiss You, till sobriety do us apart!
←Rate | 05-14-2010 02:39 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
←Rate | 05-18-2010 10:53 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon   When they say "instant credit," they actually mean "instant debt"!
←Rate | 05-21-2010 17:27 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a woman wants a man who can take orders, they should marry a waiter!
←Rate | 05-24-2010 04:40 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon   It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
←Rate | 05-25-2010 03:35 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon   The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably generally they are the same people.
←Rate | 05-25-2010 18:21 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man has been admitted to hospital with HYPOTHERMIA AND FROSTBITES after he was left CHILLING at HOME for the whole day by his wife! A COLD CASE FILE has been opened!
←Rate | 05-27-2010 20:08 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Chinese are so advanced in technology, that they are already selling "Fifa World Cup 2010, South Africa - All the goals and highlights"
←Rate | 06-02-2010 09:00 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs advice and help, but not from you.
←Rate | 10-15-2010 17:56 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  



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