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Another pair of my socks are getting a divorce...
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12-04-2012 11:53 by
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So you think you can fly a plane would be a fun show to watch...
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12-11-2012 08:43 by
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My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes...
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12-11-2012 08:47 by
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Found out today that midgets dont like being called midgets....AND they really dont like being called people McNuggets...
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12-14-2012 11:23 by
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Props to our cat for getting excited about eating the same food EVERYDAY!
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12-14-2012 11:27 by
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After putting up xmas lights last night I'm wondering why no one hasn't opened up a business that untangles xmas lights...
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12-14-2012 11:44 by
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I wonder how hard J-LO has to laugh for her ass to fall off?
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12-17-2012 15:19 by
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My American friends take a moment to "g00gle" "idlenomore" your Canadian neighbours are starting a revolution one tweet at a time...
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12-20-2012 11:32 by
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I think its about time we put the movie 2012 in the comedy section...
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01-03-2013 10:39 by
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Well it turns out, the answer wasn't at the bottom of the bottle, I guess I'll have to check in the other 23...
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01-04-2013 20:37 by
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I turned my phone onto "Airplane Mode" and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever...
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01-09-2013 15:06 by
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My favorite vegetable is bacon...
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01-12-2013 14:20 by
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Lance Armstrong cheated this whole time? Yeah right...next thing you're going to tell me is that Subway's footlong sandwiches are only 11 inches long...silly people...
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01-18-2013 12:16 by
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Next time your bf/gf get mad attach a cape around their neck and say "Now you're super mad!" If they laugh...marry them...
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01-30-2013 11:35 by
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I'm going on a vodka diet. Apparently you can lose 3 days in one week...
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02-01-2013 10:51 by
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The only footsteps I would follow are those of a landmine deactivation technician...
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02-04-2013 11:02 by
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PSY does the gangnam style dance so much...don't you think he should've lost some weight by now?
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02-04-2013 11:03 by
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I'd kill for a microwave that plays Europe's “The Final Countdown” during the last 30 seconds.
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02-04-2013 14:52 by
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One time I farted so loud in my sleep they had to stop the bus...
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02-07-2013 11:27 by
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I guess we know what the Pope is giving up for lent...being the Pope...
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02-11-2013 15:34 by
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