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   messageicon Q: What would happen if the earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men would get their salary everyday and women would bleed to death.
←Rate | 11-13-2011 09:36 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just turned on the news and they said "The Occupiers are trying to figure out where to go to next." How about a job interview?
←Rate | 11-14-2011 01:02 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon The embarrassing moment when you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 05:26 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 01:12 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feels like I spooned an aggressive hedgehog last night.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 01:16 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes there's plenty of fish in the sea, but don't forget about the sharks, seaweed, oil spills, toxic waste and the Somali pirates.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 01:19 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont treat your lady like rubbish or another man will just recycle her
←Rate | 11-16-2011 01:27 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women don't trust Men, not because they cheat but because they know how scandalous and shady other Women are!
←Rate | 11-17-2011 11:47 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard you are a PLAYA. Nice to meet you, I am the COACH.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 13:49 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon That uneasy moment when you work at Subway and have to make a girl a sandwich.
←Rate | 11-22-2011 09:51 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon An Airline introduced a Special Package for Businessmen; “BUY YOUR TICKET AND GET ONE FREE FOR YOUR WIFE” After a year of great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking if they enjoyed the free tickets. All of them gave the same reply
←Rate | 11-23-2011 11:19 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think inside the box. The best ideas happen during sex.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 13:39 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm proud of every woman I've ever had sex with. I don't regret any of you.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 13:05 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twilight did to vampires what Brokeback Mountain did to cowboys.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 13:00 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't judge me unless you can show me your acceptance letter to heaven.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 13:24 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: If Osama Bin Laden hid where I hide my porn, he would still be alive today.
←Rate | 11-28-2011 12:48 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon All fun things are taxed... and there is even a tax on sex... it's called children.
←Rate | 11-28-2011 14:33 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man kneeling by the bed, Wife says,"What are you praying for? " Husband says: "Guidance. " Wife says, "Pray for stiffness, I'll guide the damn thing myself!"
←Rate | 11-29-2011 10:18 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think before you speak, and do not speak all that you think.
←Rate | 11-29-2011 12:27 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll admit it, the ring girls are one of the main reasons I watch boxing.
←Rate | 12-02-2011 01:05 by Czovczov Comments (0)  




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