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   messageicon Dear Captain Crunch. Your little squares are tasty little morsals of joy and happiness. But eating a pile of gravel from my yard would be less painfull. Please work on that.
←Rate | 07-09-2010 22:06 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to fight? Stick your head up your butt and fight for air.
←Rate | 07-10-2010 03:30 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 3 kinds of people in the world. One is the solution to the problem, one is the problem, while the other is wondering what was the problem???
←Rate | 07-23-2010 00:32 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering If I can get a clock that tells woman time. You know, "be back in a minute"=1-2hours. " be right there"=anywhere between 25 to 45 minutes. and of course the imfamous, "Lets just stop by and say hi."= 6hours plus. And last but not least, "just
←Rate | 08-03-2010 23:04 by Corey C Comments (8)  


   messageicon if your happy and you know it click you "like".........
←Rate | 08-12-2010 01:56 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remembering how easy life was in kindergarten. As long as you had the biggest box of crayons and the coolest lunch box you ruled the school......
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:09 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy+Friday=much fun......
←Rate | 08-14-2010 00:10 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did my good deed for the day. Rescued a poor little beer from the fridge.....It's name was miller lite and it was a cool little dude.
←Rate | 08-18-2010 22:03 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon had the urge to clean today untill I turned on NFL REDZONE. The urge soon passed, I did clean my plate off at lunch time......does that count?????
←Rate | 09-26-2010 23:14 by corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just thinking of how confusing it would be to all the little tricker treaters if I dressed up as santa for Halloween and handed out candy..........
←Rate | 10-19-2010 23:32 by Corey C Comments (1)  


   messageicon got to the bottom of the mountain of laundry and found my favorite sock I thought the dryer ate. Raising both fists in the air and giving a Gladiatorial roar of victory I soon discovered I washed my wallet.....
←Rate | 10-20-2010 22:26 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanted, Teenager owners manuel for models 1993 thru 1996. Must be kid tested and mother approved.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 12:37 by corey c Comments (2)  


   messageicon Remembers the dude that answered his door in sweats and a motley crue tshirt who forgot it was Halloween? He rumages through his cupboards and out of guilt gives you 10 pop tarts and a tube of pringles...........Halloween Jackpot.........
←Rate | 10-27-2010 00:26 by corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love how you keep me warm and make me feel safe. Never a scornfull word or negative comment. Always pick me up when I am feeling down. You smell good all the time and are steaming with pleasure.......Coffee, I think I love you........
←Rate | 10-29-2010 15:00 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon The nice thing about being overweight is, if challenged, you can crush the competition....on a lighter note, you can then finish your donut......
←Rate | 11-18-2010 00:24 by corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a friend request the other day from someone I didn't know. Checked out her friends list to see a connection and she had a collection of Corey's. Scary, she wanted me to become her 312th Corey friend in her Corey collection.........Makes me a little un
←Rate | 11-23-2010 03:37 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heard a dude in the stall next to me in the Walmart Bathroom say "There can be only One".. He is either a Highlander or he needs some more toilet paper.......
←Rate | 11-23-2010 03:41 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon when judging someone for falling down remember someday you may need them to help you up.
←Rate | 02-11-2011 03:37 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon dear lady in the store yelling at your child, take a time out and comb the snakes in your hair, it is time for you to defeat the kraken
←Rate | 04-12-2011 02:14 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is to short to bicker and cry before we die.....
←Rate | 12-11-2011 00:53 by Corey C Comments (0)  




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